Stories where gods, golf carts, and glorious chaos collide.

Humorous tales of myth, alt-history, and fantasy.

I write the kind of stories that make you snort-laugh on public transport. Imagine if the Greek pantheon entered a demolition derby. That's the vibe.

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About the Author

The person behind the pen (and the golf cart)

Aaron Leong

I'm Aaron Leong, a writer who believes mythology could use more vehicular combat and that history's greatest figures would've been way more interesting with a sense of humor.

My stories blend the epic with the absurd — gods behaving badly, alternate timelines gone sideways, and fantasy worlds where the stakes are high but nobody's taking themselves too seriously.

⚡ Fun fact: No actual golf carts were harmed in the making of this website. (The gods, however...)
Godly Golf Cart Carnage by Aaron Leong
Humorous Fantasy / Mythology

Godly Golf Cart Carnage

What happens when the gods get bored?
They race.
In golf carts.
And nobody! Not the cosmos, not the other gods, not the spectators is truely ready for what happens next.

Loki has a plan.
Hermes has a shortcut.
Sun Wukong has absolutely no respect for the rules.
And Coyote? Coyote just wants chaos.

Across bizarre landscapes, with godly modified golf carts and divine egos at stake, 40 gods from Norse, Greek, Chinese, Native American, Egyptian and Japanese mythology collide in the most gloriously pointless race in celestial history.
Hades brings unexpected warmth. Fenrir brings glitter. Nobody brings common sense.

Godly Golf Cart Carnage is a slapstick, laugh-out-loud romp where the only thing more unpredictable than the race is the gods themselves.
Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and Piers Anthony and anyone who ever wondered what mythology would look like with absolutely no dignity left intact.

Coming Soon

Next in the Series

A new adventure for younger readers — simpler words, same glorious chaos

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Cover Reveal Coming Soon
November 2026

Godly Golf Cart Madness

Asgard vs Olympus

Releasing Late November 2026

The gods are back — and this time, it's personal. Well, sort of. When Asgard and Olympus go head-to-head in the most ridiculous golf cart race ever, only one pantheon can claim victory. (Spoiler: probably neither.)

  • Two pantheons — Asgard vs Olympus, no overwhelm
  • Simplified vocabulary — easier to read, same big laughs
  • "New Words" section after every chapter
  • Perfect for younger readers and English language learners
Companion to Godly Golf Cart Carnage — same universe, same chaos, built for readers who want the fun without the fuss.
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